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【The Biggest Secret】

We have to keep the secret.

We have hide this secret from Japanese.

The biggest secret is ......... Japan is a good country!

How can we prevent to reveal the secret.,..



No Worries! There is a manual ;)





1. If Japanese says "I like Japan " You says "Japanese are militarism people!"



2. If Japanese says "Japan is a good country" You says "Japanese are insularism!"



3. If Japanese says "We like to study, many people go to university" You says "Japanese don't study even though they go to university!"



4. If Japanese says "We work so hard" You says "Japanese work like ants, workaholic!"



5. If Japanese says "Japanese are living peacefully even the country is so small" You says "Your house is so small like rabbit hutches, I feel sorry for you"



6. If Japanese says "Japan is a rich country" You says "Japanese are economic animal" so they will be shamed to be wealthy because they are humble.



7. If Japanese says "Japanese have class" You says "No! All other countries people have more class than Japanese!"



8. If Japanese says "Japanese is smart" You says "No! You don't speak English! You are stupid"



9. If Japanese says "Japanese army was strong" You says "Japanese is an aggressor country,"



10. If Japanese says "The reason Japan joined the war is self defense and also angry with the colonial policy of western countries" You says "Japanese are aggressor! Aggressor!" so they will be scared to learn history and won't find out the true history.



11. If Japanese says "Japan annexed Korea because at the time Korea was too weak and it will be invaded by other country. It will face Japan in crisis " You says "apologize! I demand apology! If they apologize, remember "Sex slave!" and say Japan is not apologize enough!"



12. Japanese is healthy Let's make them eat junk food, and also Beef! They will be fat and unhealthy soon!



13. Japanese proud of their history. Let's teach them how bad they are at school!



14. Japanese might find out the secret... Let's broadcast how much Japan is hated by other countries people on TV.



15. Japanese worker's quality is very high.. Let's accept low qualified immigrants to lower the productivity.



16. Japanese products are high quality. But no worries, low quality immigrants started join the product line. The image of "made in Japan"will be degraded soon.



17. If Japanese says "Japanese is one of the safest countries" You says "Japanese wearing rose glasses, you guys totally lack a sense of crisis , and feeling living in such a peaceful world." in a sarcastic way.



18. If Japanese says "Japanese have broad point of view and think about entire world" You says "You are kidding, Japan is an island. You can't have global view "



19. If Japanese says "Japan has Emperor, Japanese Imperial history is the longest in the world" You says "so? "



20. If Japanese says "Japan is one of the most advanced country " You says "well, so what?"



21. If Japanese says "Japanese products are high quality, high performance" You says "Japanese products are too expensive "



22. If Japanese says "Japanese anime is popular all over the world" Let's stereotype "Japanese anime? oh that Hentai (sexual pervert)? "



23.Japanese are smart. Let's teach them only grammar when they go to junior high school. So that they will hesitate to speak with other countries people. They will not find out that they are smart.



24. On Facebook Japan is very popular. Let's make them clearly know that Facebook must register with real name! No nick name at all! So Japanese won't use it because they like to be anonymous.



25. If Japanese says "Japan is a special country" You says "oh you are overly self conscious "



26. Japanese food is popular. No need to worry. Not many people realize most of Japanese restaurants all over the world are run by Korean and Chinese.



27. Japanese TV programs are so popular. We have to stop them! Let's make foreigners believe that 'Takeshi's Castle' and 'Iron Chef' are the latest TV program in Japan.



28. If Japanese says "Japanese are fashionable" You says "Japanese is uniform and boring"



29.Japanese army was strong. Keep in secret! In text books trivialize as much as we can.



30. If Japan says "Japan was so strong and even won with Russia." You says "Shame on you! You are aggressor! "then Japanese will be ashamed and not find out the secret



31. Japanese army is strong. Let's hide the secret. Make Japanese believe that they are hopeless without US.



32 Q. How can we hide the big secret that Japan was so strong and almost send the US over the edge? A. Don't tell them.



33. If Japanese says "We would like to be independent so we need Army" You say "Are you going to start a war again!?"



34. If Japanese says "We are not allowed to dispatch Self Defense Forces because it is illegal according to our constitution" A. Acuse them "〔reference, Hiragana Times, ◆URLhttp://www.hiraganatimes.com/



35. If Japanese says "We achieved high economic growth" You say "Japanese have to thank to GHQ. America helped Japan so much"



36. If Japanese says "Japan is keep on growing" You say "You are lucky because you don't need to spend money for Army"



37. Australia get realized the Japan is a good country, what should we do? You say "Whaling! Whaling! Japan is Whaling! Nanjing Massacre! Whaling!" Then they will break up;



38. Q.Japanese culture takes up young Korean. What should we do? A. Denial. Japan is interested in Korea. Korean boom in Japan!



39. If Japanese says "Japan is a good country" You are liar! No basis in fact! Let's sack the head of SDF who said Japan is a good country. Such a liar!



40. If Japanese says "Japan is always at the top of the list which gives good influence to the world." you say "It's just a compliment. Don't be arrogant. Do not take seriously. Be humble, It's just a complement"



41. If Japanese says "There is not many countries which still hold grudge against Japan" You are wrong, let Japanese know how much Japan is hated. Oppose to visit to Yasukuni Shrine. Japanese must feel guilty forever. Let's rub salt into the wound!"



42.Q. What should we do? Japan might overcome this difficult situation as usual. A. Don't need to worry, this time not only natural disaster but also human-made disaster. Japanese can't overcome this time. Japan won't recover.



43. Q. The calm attitude after the earthquake surprise other countries people, they might find out Japanese's ability to stay calm and also their dignity. A. Let's control Japanese Media not to report anything good thing about Japan.



44. Q. Japanese started to demonstration for the biased media especially favored to Korea. A. Let's condemned Japan as a racist country. Also Japan is getting military country which reminds us WWII..



45. Japanese is getting angry... Oh no it is so difficult to make Japanese angry, but once they are angry they are furious, non stoppable. We should have learnt.



46. THis is NOT GOOD. Japanese started to unite, They are useless as an individual, but as a team they are so strong. Oh my gosh our 66years effort to sabotage Japan is go down to drain. Oh It's all over!!

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